Friday, February 10, 2012
Don't feel like giving the right answer
Dnt Screw my head!!!
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies: hey! Wt r u doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't u know?..
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia !why don u try again?
3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. U thought i was sleeping, u so freakin stupid!!
4. when they c me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!
5. When sm1 call on land-line n asks where r u?
Me: M in market with telephone around my neck..
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies: hey! Wt r u doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't u know?..
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia !why don u try again?
3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. U thought i was sleeping, u so freakin stupid!!
4. when they c me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!
5. When sm1 call on land-line n asks where r u?
Me: M in market with telephone around my neck..
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