Friday, March 2, 2012
Four blokes
Four blokes have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group was to leave, Ron's wife put her foot down and told him he wasn't going.
Ron's mates were very upset that he couldn't go, but what to do?
Two days later the three got to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Cripes Ron!! How long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I have been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said: "Guess who?"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said: "Do whatever you want."
SO, HERE I AM !!!
Two days before the group was to leave, Ron's wife put her foot down and told him he wasn't going.
Ron's mates were very upset that he couldn't go, but what to do?
Two days later the three got to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Cripes Ron!! How long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I have been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said: "Guess who?"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said: "Do whatever you want."
SO, HERE I AM !!!
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